I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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