Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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