Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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