I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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