dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
