He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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