If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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