hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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