she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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