That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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