I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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