This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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