I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Alive.
So much puke
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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