haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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