I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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