When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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