hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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