the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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