i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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