So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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