You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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