I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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