he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I think a kid would responsible me up
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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