Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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