if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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