you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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