I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
