biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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