I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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