rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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