I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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