I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Dick very happy bro
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
im on a boat
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