Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
