Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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