People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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