Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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