You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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