idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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