I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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