I'm eating all of the evidence.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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