do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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