It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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