dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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