that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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