she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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