It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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