road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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