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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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