My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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