That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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